Nitwits on the TDH

I’m back from vacation (it would’ve been a long one) and a meniscus injury. (The fancy way of saying kneecap and the various body thingies that keep it in place.)
It was a lovely day on the TDH today, marred only by a parade of nitwits.
First, the ‘professional’ sign painter who can’t spell:

Next, the Obama/Biden counter [...]